Dragonite flies over the Lake of Rage. From Episode 4 of Pokémon Generations.
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Ah, this shop looks fairly normal, nothing to see here.
Woah woah woah, hollow ass wall?!
“Alright, time to use a super bad ass fire pawnch!!”
Dragonite uses Fire Punch. From Episode 4 of Pokémon Generations.
Ah… So Lance is breaking into Team Rocket’s lair. Classic.
Woah, does it have something to do with the Red Gyarados?
In comes the disbanded Rocket grunts… time to BREAK THROUGH~
Silly team rocket, using steel types and poison types on Dragonite…
It’s not a fucking fairy type, god dammit. This is why you guys fail so epicly.
LRN2 use type advantage, Jesus. Giovanni would be so dissappointed right here.
And really? A Raticate??!
One good flamethower and that cheap ass 5 on 1 is done. Classic.
And then a Dragon Tail? Dude, they already down, man. Those radio waves must be getting to Dragonite.
Then comes some HM skills to Strength-break down a metal door and basically Outrages the entire radio facility.
God damn, that’s bad ass.
DAMN and a sweet thunderbolt to Weezing’s face with a scary face to the Team Rocket Admin…
Wait, that’s like at least 6 moves. What the fuck? Lance, are you using multiple Dragonites on this one operation?
That shiny Gyradouche ain’t even the real problem here.
There’s like a 1/8000 chance of finding a Red Gyrados, but 1/0 (unidentified) chance of having your ‘mon have more than 4 moves.
This guy ain’t even following League rules. No wonder Gold is just standing there smirking in the shadows.
“Lance’s got this; he cheats.”
And no wonder he doesn’t catch the Red Gyrados at the end. He’s already got something more rare: his infinte attacks Dragonite.
I mean, I guess that’s the only way he’s gonna beat Dickhead for League Champion.
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